Who the Fuck are You

Snake or Valentine - He/It

I go by a lot of different names online, depending on how long you've known me and where you know me from. Usually people will call me Snake or Valentine. Val is fine too. I am a transsex male and use he/him/his or it/its pronouns. You do not have permission to and may not call me "they." I'm also gay. My age is at least 21 years old. If you need anything more specific than that, fuck off. I am also an alterhuman furry.

I don't like trying to describe my personality. I don't act the same way online compared to real life, and I'm not even sure where to start. If you want to know what I'm like, come talk to me.

My favorite extant animals are cats. My favorite extinct animals are microraptors. My favorite band is Mother Mother. My favorite color is the color of the text on this site.

My site has gone through several different iterations. I landed on this minimalist style after running into the same wall I've hit every time I've tried to make a more complex site: it is really fucking annoying dealing with complicated layouts on every single page. A simple layout makes it easy to read, easy to modify, and more accessible. It's not very eye-catching, yeah, but I still like it a lot.

I don't have any "DNI criteria." If I don't want to be around you, I will block you.

Rapid-fire list of my beliefs for those who absolutely need them:

• Real-life pedophilia is bad. Real-life zoophilia is bad. Real-life incest is bad.
• Trans rights are human rights
• Radfems (TERFs/SWERFs/TIRFs) are dangerous and are not feminists
• Blocking access to abortion is equivalent to rape
• Don't like don't read/look, ship and let ship
• Queer labels are not rigid categories
• "Fujoshi hate" is queerphobia
• Vegan ideology is harmful and solves no actual problems

I am not plural and do not know anything about being plural. Do not ask me to weigh in on syscourse.